Need tips, advice, help on breeding my Puggle with Great Dane and Yorkipoo with my Labrador. Please help!?

OK, I want to breed my 2 year old Puggle (Lila) with my 5 year old Great Dane (Henry). I also want to breed my 1 year old Yorkipoo (Jessica) with my beautiful chocolate Labrador (Ziggy) who is 9 months old. I really want to do it because it will be fun and I am 24 with a 7 year old daughter (Katya) so I think it will be fun for her to watch my babies (Lila and Jessica) give birth.


I have never bred things before (except my pet mice when I was 9) but that was by accident - I didn't know girl mice could have babies until 4 years old.


How do I go about breeding my Yorkipoo (1 yr) with my Lab (9 mths) and my Great Dane (5 yr) and my Puggle (2 yr)?


I need TIPS, ADVICE (pref. good but will listen to all) and HELP (LOTS OF HELP PLEASE!).





I want to create two new breeds of dogs. I think it could be fun picking names.


Puggle (Pug x Beagle) x Great Dane = Great Duggle OR Gupple Puggie.


Yorkipoo (Poodle x Yorki) x Labrador = Yorkipoo Retriever OR Yorkipooador.


How much do I sell pups 4Need tips, advice, help on breeding my Puggle with Great Dane and Yorkipoo with my Labrador. Please help!?
Well, it has to be done on St. Valentines Day..Get ready for a big celebration..Serve both males oysters on the shell, and play their favorite music, ';Who let the dogs out'; ...Then give them all 4 a nice bath in the jacuzzi..Once they have dired, and the girls have painted their nails, light candles, and give them 2 hours of privacy..by morning, you should have puppies on the way...if you don't have pups in about 63 days, try it again on the next Valentine's Day..


best of luck to you!Need tips, advice, help on breeding my Puggle with Great Dane and Yorkipoo with my Labrador. Please help!?
UHm....... O_o...


I'm quite shocked that someone would ask this. If you're actually serious, think about your responsibility as an adult to show your child how to take care of animals. Saying that you want to breed these dogs... It sounds like you're close to forcing them to. Isn't that, in the human world, called rape?


The other people who have answered have said very valid points and I suggest you listen to most of them. Size is a huge thing when breeding, your little yorkie can't hope to survive anything that you're suggesting.


You also have to look at laws in your city. Breeding mice is one thing but dogs and cats have bylaws in place to make sure that overbreeding doesn't happen. Ever heard of a puppy mill? That's pretty much what you're planning to do. Most cities won't allow more than two or three dogs in a house hold. what you're suggesting is that you want to keep 12 or more puppies (not to mention the four that you've already got) in your house without even looking into the legal repricussions of your actions.


I highly suggest against breeding anything.


The last thing that your daughter needs is to see her parent add to the strays on the streets.


In short. Don't do it please? You'll hurt the dogs and hurt your daughter when the pups die or the mother dogs die. Just don't. If you want your daughter to learn the beautiful cycles of life, buy her some sea monkeys.


Sorry to sound harsh,


~Manda








Edit: To say again, I'm not trying to attack anything you've said but please don't breed the dogs. There's already too many unwanted pets out there. There is a chance that some of these pups won't get adopted. And to be honest, I've never heard of people paying upwards of $100 for a mongrel breed.


And with your lab, didn't the breeder ask you to sign a spay/neuter contract when you bought him?


And I'm also curious how you were able to buy all these dogs? They're not cheep to get, and keep. Just curious.
i dont think that you are a 24 yr old with a kid and if you are i feel very srry for her... and if you do indeed have these dogs or any pets i think that you should have them taken away because you clearly have no feelings for them or the fact that we are over ran with dogs that no one wants now... and any smart person would know you cant breed a small female with such a large male because the puppies will be to big for her to have them it would probably kill all the pups and her... my advice to you is get a brain and stop bugging people about such stupid stuff. hey go to your vet and ask him the same questions and tell him how you feel about it and that you have no money to take care of the problem when she has one and hopefully he will turn you into spca and take your dogs from you
Your females are too small to carry puppies that carry genes from large breed dogs.





It's also physically impossible for your males to penetrate your females without seriously hurting, or even killing, them.





If you absolutely HAVE to breed them, then find someone that has a male Yorkipoo and a male Puggle to breed to the females you have. Ask them if they'll allow you to use their males for breeding purposes. Expect to pay a stud fee ($200+). At least then you're breeding puppies that are the same designer breeds as their parents, and the females won't have trouble with being bred or giving birth (assuming they are able to have a normal labor and delivery, which is never guaranteed; emergencies do happen).





I can't help but assume that your question is a joke meant to rile people.
You've got to be kidding. God I hope so. Nobody can be that stupid.
I suggest you consult your vet.





The breeds you are talking about all have genetic defects that professional breeders try to prevent by selectively breeding only the animals that don't carry the disease.


If your pets were purchased from reputable breeders you can check their papers for health history. If not, don't breed.





You would not be creating a new breed. Just a new mutt. AKC only recognizes pure breeds. The popular designer/hybrid dogs like the kind you own are in their 3rd and 4th generations of professional, highly regulated breeding. That is if your dogs were purchased from a qualified professional breeder. If not they are mutts too. So you would be breeding mutts from mutts.





Whelping can dangerous and tragic especially if you don't know what you are doing. If you love your pets you wouldn't do this.





Is the risk worth $25. Max price for mutts from a garage.





As a side note, find a better way to teach your daughter about the facts of life. Humans are not dogs. A mother dog doesn't have to counsel her puppies not to make the same mistakes she made when she was 17 years old. Try to stop the cycle of teenage pregnancy. A litter of puppies does not replaced responsible active parenting.





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HMMM...I didn't call you a teenage sl*t, but now that I know about your underage drinking I might. Or was it a pepsi that was drugged?





No wait you said ';spiked';. Somehow I find that even less credible. Your saying you couldn't taste the alcohol in your drink? Why didn't you pour it out? If it was not your kind of party why didn't you leave immediately?





I didn't say you made a mistake. My responses are based on the information you provided. If your being a teen mother wasn't important why did you include it? If you weren't trivializing the issue by calling it (reproduction, birth) ';fun'; maybe it would not be perceived in the way that it is.





I question your judgement because you think it is cute that a 7 year old has a boyfriend. I hope noone spikes her juice at Chuckie Cheese.





Do you really want your daughter to struggle trying to raise a kid?





If you had your wish would you wish that she can go to and graduate from college and get a good paying job?





Or would you wish she had a life just like yours, working two jobs and pimping out her dogs for extra cash?








***If you read my first response again you will see that I am only encouraging you to parent your child. You are very defensive.





You should put your child's needs first.








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You know what? I'm going to stop here. You had me at ';teached';. You debate waaay too well for me to handle! You win!!





I'm over, I'm done. Talking to you is a waste of my time.





By the way, drinking age is 21 not 18. Where do you live? We know you don't live with your daughter unless you all are still living with mommy and daddy too, oh, sorry grandpa and grandma. They will do a good job with her because you turned out so well. You are such a prize. I bet they are really proud of you. You're just like a doctor...almost.





I will pray for your daughter. You are a lost cause.





Good bye. Expect no more responses from me.
You are sooooo joking with this question.
I pray this question is a joke...if not I think the humane society should come and conficate your pets from you. You are an unfit pet owner. I won't even touch what kind of a parent you are!
If you don't know anything about breeding, you shouldn't be doing it. For a start, your labrador should be hip scored to make sure it doesn't have dysplasia and have it's eyes tested. Both bitches should be fully checked to ensure that they are fit to carry puppies and why are you mixing all these breeds without studying the breed standards to ensure that you are not introducing potential problems. Responsible breeders spend years weeding out health problems to create the best possible bloodline and ensure healthy dogs that do not suffer because of health problems. You make this sound like a canine version of My Little Pony. You shouldn't go any further without gettin a LOT of advice from the Kennel Club.
I'd advise against it because you have small breed females and large breed males. The puppies will be too large for the female to carry to term.
ridiculous
I am assuming that you are joking.





However, if you're not, I would check with the breeders you got your dogs from and your vet for advice if you decide to do this. Dog breeding is risky, expensive, and time-consuming.





You shouldn't count on being able to sell the puppies (even for $50, let alone $500), because you are not going to end up with purebred puppies or even purebred-cross puppies. Unfortunately, there is not a large market for dogs that are mixes of 3-4 different types of dogs (just take a walk around your local animal shelter). In fact, the local animal shelter might be where these puppies end up if you can't find homes for them.
2 pts is all that is worth anything here!
you and your girl get naked and flirt with the male dogs while on all 4 and teach the females how its done.
If you can imagine having sex with a horse, and then having multiple 25 pound children, that is what u will be putting your ';babies'; through. Not considering the nursing requirments that they will be going through. Look, you are not qualified for this and you WILL kill your dogs and the puppies.
You're breeding four dogs together because you think it'll be fun? First you need to think about how many pups you're likely to get, and who'll take them off your hands. Is it going to be easy to find homes for 10+ animals quickly? You cannot keep that many dogs if you can't find a home for them, so they'll end up at the pound or euthanised if no one wants them. Also; is there a big size difference between the dogs? Can a little yorkie carry great dane or lab puppies? Can they give birth without veterinary treatment? Onto that, can you afford vaccinations, worming and health checks for 10+ pups? Have you got the space to have 10+ half/fully grown pups to run around? How stressful on the dogs is it going to be if you live in a small apartment or house? What messed up instincts and health problems might the puppies face due to their mixed breeding? Please at least seek the advice of your local vet before you breed the dogs.
SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR PETS AND WEIRD RELATIVES INCLUDING YOURSELF!
You have NO reason to be breeding.


Have your pets SPAYED AND NEUTERED
Someone should call the humane society on you. You're trying to kill your dogs through unbearable labour.





Dog's arn't fashion accessories with cute names. I hope your parents can explain that too you, (I hope you arn't an adult).
dog viagra, candlelight, soft music and a good steak dinner for the lucky, if not weird, different breeds