Relationship advice needed can you help?

Me %26amp; my master just moved into a new neighbourhood,hes got a woman( i hear them together its gross) and i'm starting to get lonely,now theres a rough old ginger Tom whos seen better days a coupla doors down %26amp; hes very sweet,then theres this handsome Tabby next door who goes with any,kitty,Shnookums or Mary...but i find him most appealing...what should i do??Relationship advice needed can you help?
You're only 8 weeks old - be a good kitten now ;)





Have some catnip instead...





Come sit on daddy's lap :)


XRelationship advice needed can you help?
I think you should try for the old ginger Tom, because the other one is out and about, and you don't know where he's been. Let your master know of your choice, and if he doesn't agree...then howl and make noise everytime he heads to his room with his g/f. That will get his attention. Be prepared, it might not be a good reaction at first.


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Always satisfy your pussy youngun!
Well if i were you Jess i'd take up Markys offer %26amp; go sit on his lap....i'm sure you'd have a good time %26amp; he'd rub you up the right way.
I don't talk to cats
I got bit by same random tabby cat once. I don't like Cats
why dnt u start by going back to elementery school, then afta that u can start thinking of how u want ur life to b e
I`ll send Cleo round, to sort them all out for ya, I`m guessing you are a guy, so other than that?
play both of them